A Joke

A chicken, a weasel, and a pipe walk into a bar. The barman asks the chicken (imagine your best grumpy voice) “What can I get you?” The chicken hisses, so he gives him a balloon to empty. He then asks the weasel “What can I get you?” The weasel chatters, so the barman decides he wants a chattering thing, so he gives him a cricket.  Finally he asks the pipe “What can I get you?” the pipe says nothing, so he gets nothing. I think I told the joke wrong. I can’t remember, it’s supposed to be funny.